
Rexburg, being only 5 miles squared, makes it hard to hide. Especially when it is a morally dictated area. This presents a rebellious opportunity for the 15,000 students attending... so yes. A few will stray from the good old Honor Code. Curfew at 12 o' clock midnight? Haha! Found you behind the church making out with your boyfriend and smoking a joint. Wait what? Oh yes. And we love the fact that we are just assuming this and you act all suspicious and drive off in a craze. So what do we do? We follow you! Call us creepy or the obnoxious moral police, but it's hilarious watching you blow through stop signs because you think it's President Clarke, or possibly your mom! Maybe your full name will appear in the headlines of "The Scroll" the next day. Worry yourself to sleep, while Austin and I pee our pants laughing because we're just a dumb married couple who (yeah okay we admit it) probably made out in the car at BYU too.
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